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Motherhood

When my son asks for help…

"Mommy... can you help me please?" "Sure, Zeke! What do you need?" "I can't find my white Clone Trooper helmet...
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Comedy Film Nerds Review

“The Croods” review:

  Nate & Zeke doing their dead-on impression of Belt: "Dun, dun, Duuuuuun!" Comedy Film Nerds is not your average...
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Comedy Film Nerds Review Uncategorized

“Wreck-It Ralph” review…

My latest installment over at Comedy Film Nerds is a review of "Wreck-It Ralph" in honor of the DVD release....
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Motherhood Uncategorized

Bathroom “talk” at 1 am….

"Mommyyyyyy.....I have to go pottyyyyyy..." "OK, Zeke - I'm coming." I'm quite used to the 1 am potty break my...
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Motherhood

The facts of life…?

When Nate was 5 and Zeke was 2, we took them for what we thought would be a fun-filled day...
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Motherhood

A gesture of brotherly love…

Zeke has a "covers-his-ears" issue. It's been with us for a couple of years now. Funny how quirks get accepted...
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Motherhood

“Daddy, I heard an explosion…

is Mommy in the kitchen?" "Uhhh...yes she is. Nate, stay here." "What happened? Honey, are you OK?" "Yeah, I'm OK...but...
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My husband, Mark "Vila"'s projects

Grown Up Valentines…

For some reason, my husband is in a competition with himself. He thinks he has to "one-up" himself every holiday....
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Holiday Hoopla

Valentines love story…?

I know... a lot of people stick their noses up at the "Hallmark" holiday that Valentines has become. I get...
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Motherhood

My little “Greaser”…

"Mommy! Come look...I gelled my hair all by myself!   "Whoa...Wow...yes you did. You gelled the heck out of your...
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Motherhood

“Magic” moments…

  NATE:  "Mommy, look..." ME: "Just a second, Nate. I'm washing the dishes." NATE: "NO! You have to look right...
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On the Road

Tell me I look like an idiot!!

...I would tell YOU! Driving home from a show, I decided to stop at Starbucks. I don't drink coffee, but...
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Motherhood

My kids stole my taste…

...in everything! Mark and I used to be cool. We were "Swing Kids". We wore vintage clothes; danced at cool...
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My husband, Mark "Vila"'s projects

“Real men have BIG dogs…”

I'm paraphrasing a bit, but that's basically what Mark said when we first saw Wickette. "I've always had BIG dogs....
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Motherhood

I was hoping to get my “fence painted”…

...so I signed the boys up for Tae Kwon Do. Then I was corrected by my 8 yr old in...
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Holiday Hoopla

“I want Doggie Doo Doo for Christmas!”

    As a Mom, you know your kid has several cries. There's the "I'm tired and hungry" cry, the...
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Holiday Hoopla

“I want a fishing pole for christmas!”…

...has been what both my boys have been chanting for over a month. "But you've NEVER been fishing!" has been...
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Holiday Hoopla

Elf On the Shelf…Creepy or totally awesome?

I think there are 2 kinds of people in the world, those who love the Elf On the Shelf, and...
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Holiday Hoopla

Lego Santa’s Lap…

I'm falling behind on my "holiday list of things to do" but I guess who isn't?  My brother wanted us...
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Holiday Hoopla

Brothers’ Christmas dialogue…

Scene opens on my 2 boys watching a holiday special. A commercial for Dora The Explorer's castle comes on: Zeke:...
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