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Motherhood

Calling Cesar Millan…

I don't think even the Dog Whisperer would know how or why my 9" tall dog would do this on...
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On the Road

I’m on the news…

...and thankfully I'm not in handcuffs, trying to hide my face. After my segment/rant about selfish holiday shopping, "Good Day...
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Motherhood

Our Babysitter is a SuperStar!

Literally. She's the star of stage and screen.  Actually, she's more than a star...she's part of our family. I don't know...
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Motherhood

2 Steps back to go 1 forward?

A lot of people have been asking me, "How's the work out coming along?"     Thanks to Betsy, who...
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My husband, Mark "Vila"'s projects Uncategorized

3 Months of Halloween…

Halloween started in July for us. Mark was offered the job of Art Director of Busch Garden's Howl-O-Scream this year...
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Motherhood

Polly wants a bone…

While watching Nate's soccer game, Wickette decided to get a better view. She climbed up my chest and sat on...
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Motherhood

Look closer for the REAL story…

Sometimes a photo is blurry, off center and has lots of crazy stuff all around it...but it turns out to...
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Motherhood

WICKETTE!!!!!!! (Destructible comes in tiny packages)

Here's my brand new Ikea porch chair:   Here's my brand new Ikea porch chair after 7 minutes alone with...
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Outings

Embarrassed At The Whole Foods…

...and I didn't even know it. I usually know when to be embarrassed. There are signs. My face gets hot...
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Motherhood

“But it’s just a box…”

"I know Nate, but a box can be anything you want it to be!" "Can it be a Wii game?"...
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Motherhood

“Mommy’s Got Sneeches!”

"Nate, Mommy's got Sneeches!" "Where?" "On her leg!" "Zeke...Mommy's got STITCHES on her leg!" "That's what I said!"   Now...
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Comedy Film Nerds Review

Checking Out: “Hotel Transylvania”

Nate & Zeke turn Zombie after seeing Hotel Transylvania. (With a little help from my camera's flash) My "Mommy &...
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Outings

Help! I’ve Squatted and I Can’t Get Up…

  I'm happy to report that I'm back in the gym. I'm NOT happy to report that after a weight-lifting...
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Outings

Disney Cruise Ship Casts Spell On My Boys…

  The magic started to happen on the hour drive to the ship's port. Nate & Zeke looked up from...
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Uncategorized

Our Votes Weren’t Counted…HELP!!!

As most of you know, Nate's BFF lost his battle with brain cancer this past May. As hard as this...
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Motherhood

Pushing Zeke…

    "Mommy...will you push me on the swing?" "Of course I will, Zekey, hop on!" "Don't push me too...
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Mommy Protocols

Mommy Protocol # 3

Haven't had one in awhile. It's been nice. Then something happens that reminds me of the need for a Mommy...
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Motherhood

I Don’t Believe In Boxing…

I mentioned to my Mom one day: "I don't believe in boxing or Ultimate fighting." Her response? "Oh...it exists." So...
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Motherhood

I Just Can’t Stop Myself…

Hi, my name's Maryellen Hooper and I'm a birthday party over-doer. It's been 10 hours since my last birthday craft....
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Motherhood

Nooooo….I Am NOT Pregnant!!!

That's not how our kids are delivered to us. After looking at the photos from yesterday's entry, several of you...
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