NO POOP ON MY PORCH TODAY!!!!!
HORAH!!
Either my sign worked, or they’re still plotting their next move.
I would give a thousand bucks to have seen their face when they walked up with a fist full of dog poop and read my sign.
(evil giggle)
Side note:
When Zeke was reading the sign, he read, “clog poop” because I didn’t connect my “d” very well.
“Mommy, what’s clog poop?”
“It says dog poop, Zeke.”
“No it doesn’t. That’s a ‘c l’ that makes the sound kkklllll ooo ggg –clog.”
“Yes, you’re right. I didn’t connect the lines in my ‘d’ very well.”
“Maybe you should come to school and do the letter-writing works today, Mommy.”
“Yeah, maybe I should, Zeke.”
“Mommy?”
“Yes, Zeke?”
“You never told me what clog poop was.”
(Sigh…)
5 thoughts on “Drum roll, please….”
Wahoo on the no dog or clog poop! Does this mean that Zeke just assigned you handwriting homework?
Yes. Yes it does, Beth.
Glad your anonymous neighbor took note of the sign. Too bad they didn’t add an apology to the bottom of your message board.
Just Curious….but do you wonder/worry that maybe the poop leaver knows who you are – I mean you are quite famous – not Reese Witherspoon famous, but nonetheless….and has, or does read your blog??? Maybe just the threat of surveillance and shaming him/her has changed their pea brained thinking, Glad this has quietly resolved (??) itself – hopefully.
Yippy-ki-yay (I’m sure Zeke would have a lot of questions about that spelling…because I am really questioning it myself)!!! Anyway, I love when I properly executed plan works! This is one small step for mankind!